Facebook Wants to Know ... Everything All the Time

'How's it going, Jeroen?' Well, dear Facebook want-to-know-it-alls, you asked for it. Today, I can't stop chuckling. You see, I bought these fair-trade condoms and everything about them is funny.

First of all, they're made in Germany, jawohl! I'm immediately thinking of ze poor Germans working slave wages in sweatshops near Münich. Luckily for them, my purchasing power has raised a helping ... hand to lift them out poverty. I'm surprised these condoms don't even cost more than the regular ones I used to buy. The Germans may be pleased to note this fair-trade, natural latex is better and so I will buy more. After all, I eat and drink organic and love organic love-making as well.

Second, just look at the booklet that has come with the condoms. The text is funny and the pics, too. Most of it is in German and that is funny to begin with, as I always instinctively pronounce German how it should NOT be pronounced. The advertisements are hilarious: "Lümmeltüten Zweisam ... Der VW unter den Kondomen -- Geruchsneutrale feuchte" hahah I cannot continue, I am laughing too hard.

What in God's name is Scharfmacher? or die Potenzsteigerung?

Vaginalkugeln?! LOL, you should see the picture! There's a woman winking and ... hahahah, OMG, these people are having fun.

TÜV geprüft? I have now moved on to what looks like a cigar-shaped spaceship from Venus. Viele weitere Modelle auf...

Awesome. You asked for it, Facebook.

-- January 3rd 2013